The latter turned out to be my experience with this product, as Mrs Williams' horrible dialogue and no-brainer story unfolded before my eyes. Doing an etheral horror movie on a computer game budget can only result in one thing: that the audience either walks off in disgust at the cheapness, or laughs their ass off. Unfortunately, not even video effects can save this one. Considering the sheer amount of gaping plot holes and lacking characterisation, it's easily apparent that the story took second place to the opportunity to show off some video effects. Well, I have a thing or two to comment about the media's hype towards this game and Mrs Williams' alleged writing talent. Roberta Williams' Phantasmagoria was widely hyped as "the scariest and most frightening computer game ever devised". Zoltan 'Carno' Carnovasch: Yes! YOUR PLANTS! YESSSS! THE PLANTS! Zoltan 'Carno' Carnovasch: HA HA HA HA HA HA! MMMH HA HA HA HA HA! Hortencia Gomez Carnovasch: Aaaaaaahhhhhhh! Waaaaahhhh! Ahhh! SHHHRRIIIEEEK! MMMMMMPPHH! Hortencia Gomez Carnovasch: MMMMMMMPPPHHHHH! Hortencia Gomez Carnovasch: Zoltan! Leave me alone to my plants.
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